Co Riders Steve 'The' King "I've been on the podium nationally 15 times" - Speedy Mike "I've been higher than this on a bike back in the 60s" - Weedy Mike The consultant (a.k.a. Booze Alan) The Brothers Portland: Dave and Marty "Paceline" Phil The KGB: Gregorski, Chief Interrogator Bev and Commissar Kim Troublesome John and his long-suffering wife Katie modelling hard-core hot weather cycling gear Governor Jack - see campaign song here